flight 9W IN 2020

welcome aboard 9W IN 2020. Your journey into Dr Abdul Kalam's dream is just a few light years away. Your flight captain for this trip is our very own PUNJAB DA SHER DR MANMOHAN SINGH and co pilot AYODHYA KI SHAAN MR LK ADVANI. Before we start this journey I request all passengers to show their tickets to the crew members....we need to make sure that we have everything according to the allotment- 40 oc's,25 SC and ST, 15 OBC and 20 other minorities seated here...the rest of the passengers need to pay to see a developed India  few light years away :). lets start off with the safety instructions, pls be attentive as our flight has a new safety system many of you are not aware of. Due to certain economic constraints our airline could not afford seat belts this time. instead we have telephone cable wires generously donated by Mr Maran attached to your seats. please put them on once the seat belts sign is switched on. when the cabin pressure falls below normal the oxygen masks will drop right in front of you. Pls don't use it for long as its not pure oxygen and just AIR you find on NH1.In case any passenger falls sick during the journey please use the I'M NOT CORRUPT bag placed in front of your. In case of emergency we have 6 exits in our flight,2 to the back,2 to the front and 2 at the centre. The ones at the back are strictly reserved for SC ST's, front one for OBC's and the middle one for the left over lot. all passengers are requested to switch off their mobile phones . we don't want any more bills beeping in as it is bound to interfere with the flight signals and change our course of flying. please keep your window shutter up during take off and landing and inform us if you see any extra fittings trying to take a free ride on the wings. this is a PRIVATE airline not the INDIAN RAILWAYS.

WISHING YOU ALL A PLEASENT JOURNEY ,YOUR CREW CAPTAIN ANNA HAZZARE and my fellow crew members-the student friendly KAPIL SIBAL,I know every nook and corner of tihar- A RAJA, lets commonwealth once again- SHEILA DIXIT and the voice of AAM JANTA- ARNAB GOSWAMI

Comments

OOOOH VERY GOOD POST. DID YOU WRITE IT ALL BY YOURSELF?

SERIOUSLY AWESOMW
Gunti said…
" this is a PRIVATE airline not the INDIAN RAILWAYS", what did u wanted to highlight by this?

Otherwise it was a fun read!
archie said…
@shruti...yes wrote it all by myself :)
archie said…
@vivek....it means that come what may reservation will dominate in our nation so back off!!!

@anuj..thanks :)

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